What goes on in the mind of a 7 year old boy?

Ever wonder what is going on in the mind of a 7 year old boy? Me neither, until now.
Garrett came down the hall the other day, asking for tape to put up some signs he made.


This is the sign on his door. "No girls allowed" is what it says. Then he tells me, "Except that doesn't mean you, mom. Only Hannah." Hmmm....



Here is what he put on Hannah and Ryan's door. "No dogs allowed." You can tell its a dog because he drew it saying "Woof!" We don't have a dog. Wonder what this sign means?
I'll have to say, though, these signs made me laugh. I can only imagine the sign he would put on my door. Maybe it will say, "No kids allowed!" Haha!